Who I like this week- Chris L (who loved his mom so much), Jesse (for his nice voice), Kirk (for tucking Ali in bed) and Roberto who is so sweet.
Who I don't Like- Jonathan for always calling Ali his prize and Kasey for obvious reasons.
Cheesy Kasey Lines - "It's just my heart. Jump in, stay awhile."
The Bachelorette starts when Chris Harrison tells the remaining 11 guys that they are traveling around the world. Their first destination is New York City! Ali goes shopping to impress the guys and Ali tells her make-up stylist that she has a soft spot for Chris L, Kirk, Kasey and funny Frank. So Ali is getting a lot of slack in the media for being a boring bachelorette but I think she's sweet and real. Kasey gets the one on one date and the weatherman (aka Jonathan, it's hard to remember his name) is jealous. Not a good quality, weather guy.
One on One Date with Kasey and The Awkward Song Moment->
During the date, Kasey sings a bad song and makes monkey noises. That sums it up.
A helicopter stops by and plane-hater Ali, has to get on another flight. Oh no. Kasey opens his mouth and.... starts to sing. There is a pause in the song and you know what Ali does? SHE LAUGHS! Not a good sign Kasey. You can tell their was a lot of editing during that song because it seemed like Ali gave Kasey a dirty look. What were those lyrics again? Something about a rose and a butterfly? Poor Kasey, you can already predict the media is going to make fun of him. After TASM (aka The Awkward Song Moment), they head to the museum and Ali thinks Kasey is very cheesy. He really lays it on thick and it's debatable whether he's getting a rose. There is no affection going on, and Ali calls him a "really good guy." That was a super confusing good bye. Is he going home? Is he staying? Apparently Kasey doesn't get a rose BUT he stays. Huh?
A group date card arrives and everyone but Justin goes on the date. Ali quickly mentions that she is "under the weather." But doesn't really explain further. Ali takes the guys to the theater, The Lion King and one of the guys gets to spend the night with Ali. The boys dancing was pretty funny. Ty was great, Roberto was a sexy dancer and Craig R is just so funny (he is like Bachelor Bob Guiney, a bit). Worst singers (Kasey excluded) - stick to the weather, weatherman and Craig. Jesse had a great voice. Roberto gets picked for the date and perform during The Lion King. Roberto and Ali practice their dancing (wearing fantastic costumes!) while the guys are forced to watch them touch each other. The Weatherman is ready to burst into tears.
Later on, Ali and Frank have some alone time. Poor Ali, she's sick, it's raining and she wants to go home but all Frank wants to do is talk about his feeling. Every time Craig R talks to Ali, I want to laugh. He is such a goof ball and all he wants to do is hang out with the guys. Weatherman tries to talk to Ali but she shoves him away. Kirk is sweet and tells Ali to go to bed. And she doesn't give out a rose at all! Weatherman is very very unhappy. Jealousy is not a good trait, Jonathan.
Date card comes and Birthday boy Chris L gets a one on one.
What a bad first date. Gorgeous Chris Lambton gets to spend the date in a germ-filled hotel room. He is very sweet and brings her flowers and soup. They are seriously a sweet, potential couple. She probably should have rescheduled the date instead of coughing on Chris and making him sick too. Ali feels better and takes Chris out for his birthday to a club in New York. Chris and Ali would make nice looking children together.
Back at home, Kasey does something very stupid as he is seen walking into a tattoo parlor. I bet everyone is shouting at the TV, "don't do it Kasey!!!!" So Kasey tattoos a heart on his wrist. Well, at least he doesn't tattoo her name on his body. Spelling out the name 'Ali Fedotowsky' would be very long. Kasey continues to get more stupid when he lies to everyone and tells them he went to the hospital. Then, Weatherman does something bad and starts to sing. He tries too hard and it's painful to watch. I love how he thought singing a song would secure him a rose. He's so nutty. The forecase is bad news for Kasey and the weatherman. If some guy told me he got a tattoo for me, I would run the other way. Kasey is going to be the tattooed bachelorette guys for the rest of his life.
Chris M, why don't you talk at all during the show???
The first guy in bachelor history to have a permanent tattoo for the REST of his life. How did Kasey get a rose???
The guys who get a rose are:
Kasey - why????