Thursday, June 3, 2010

The Bachelorette Episode 2 - Bikini Bottoms


Quotes of the Night
"I've got a beautiful girl, I'm cruising down the highway. What could go wrong?" -Frank

"When it comes to Ali, Take no prisoners." -Justin

"It's 100% chance my crotch will show.
" -Weatherman Jonathan says of his speedos


The Bachelorette begins with Chris Harrison tells the bachelor boys about their upcoming dates (Anyone else notice that all the boys are drinking champagne and orange juice? Nothing like alcohol in the morning!).

Frankie Frank goes on a One on One --> Seriously, this date could be a cheesy movie starring Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks. Ali and Frank run hand and hand, hug and kiss each other a lot! Ali gets ready for her date (she is SUPER bubbly) but not sure if she and Frank has a love connection (my two cents is that Frank likes Ali a little too much. Hopefully he isn't a Michelle from Jake Pavelka's season). So Ali and Frank are cruising down the highway and their car stalls at the side of the road. I'm thinking all Bachelorette fans are thinking the same thing - The Bachelorette is a multi-million dollar show, why don't you get them a car that works? They end up walking to their date to Hollywood Blvd. It's funny how Ali is signing autographs on her date. Ali and Frank share a first kiss at the Hollywood sign, and then have a picnic on top of their car. Is it just me or could have Frank dressed up a little bit more for his first date? His t-shirt that says "Bar Harbor" is not that impressive. But despite the shirt, Ali is crazy about Frank so he gets a rose. (Cheesy moment alert. Frank gives the rose a big inhale).

Group date card --> and no one's happy
There is a lot of hostility amongst the guys, feels like there is going to be a major fight. 12 guys going on a date with one girl, not a good situation for them (for her, she'll have fun). Ali shows up in a bikini top (a little revealing, don't you think?). Ali takes them to the beach and does a photo shoot with the boys (reminds me of Jake Pavelka's date). Jonathan definitely does not like Craig and Justin is quite disliked. Love those speedos guys! Jonathan doesn't want to wear his teeny bikini. Just wear it boy! Steve gives him some words of encourage - "You have a great ass." This weatherman will be on YouTube pretty quicky. Ty pulls out the stops and "pulls a Wes" and sings to Ali - hoping he's not as creepy though. Ali takes the guys out for an evening on the town. Secrets are revealed including that Ty was married. Weatherman Jonathan lays it on thick with Ali and then tattle tails (not the best thing to do, Jonny). I love how Ali tells Jonathan that she will not tell anyone - ummm. There are a lot of camera's around you. We'll all keep it a secret. And the rose goes to... Ty.

Date card --> One on one with Jesse B
Ali takes Jesse on a one on one date (love that shoulder tattoo, Jesse!). For someone who doesn't like to fly, ABC really tortures Ali by making her fly a lot. (Notice how Ali grabs Jesse on the plane and he hardly touches her). Ali takes Jesse on a private jet to Las Vegas! Now, that's a good date! On a side note, as Jesse gets ready for his evening out, he really looked hot in his suit. She comes down the stairs in an off-white (wedding-like) dress. At least young 24 year old, Jesse didn't get scared off. But is 24 years old too young for her? Ali and Jesse dance to a private concert and Jesse gets a rose.

Sweet Moments of the Night- Roberto doesn't say a word during Episode 2 and then him and Ali play baseball during the cocktail. Roberto is growing on me, I'll admit it.


The guys who got a rose are:

Roberto
Justin
Jesse
Ty
Craig R
Tyler B
Frank
Steve
Chris
Kirk
John C
Chris N
Hunter
Jonathon
Kasey


I'm still waiting for Jake Pavelka (and maybe Vienna) to show up...If you missed my Bachelorette Episode 1 recap, read it here.

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